Starting a new tradition of sex comedy, T & A High School, five boys meet in the detention room thanks to the evil virgin princess Purity Busch. RICK – dressed as a doctor and gave breast exams to the high school new comers. BRENT – sexually teased Purity in French class. MELVIN – caught masturbating in the meat locker. HOWIE – rearranged the mirrors in order to see up the skirts of cheerleaders after practice. And TIM – tricked into entering the girls washroom. Each one fooled by Purity, they want revenge. Each one makes a pact to deflower the virgin, but all have failed. Their only chance is to work together with others of the school to get her at the homecoming game.In my review for the similarly themed ZAPPED AGAIN!, I noted that it came across as a whitewashed T&A offering that was much better received as a puerile comedy than anything voyeuristic in nature. SCREWBALLS, which was apparently made on a much lower budget and with much less renowned performers, is the exact opposite – a chaotic carnival of soft-core porn in which the humor is at best unremarkable and at worst painful.